Why Fruitcake?

I'm posting some Christmas funnies because I like 'em. If they're twisted, so much the better. I know, I know--they've got nothing to do with my blog's stated theme, but they are funny. Can that be enough?

And about this one, I don't actually want to be honest, but, well, I must. My wife likes fruitcake. A tragedy. I weep.