Sunday, September 13, 2009

So You Want To Know Your Genealogy?

(Here's a "funny" I think you will enjoy. Remember: things get a little sloppy around here on the weekend. It takes a lot of work for me to keep "sloppy" only to the weekend, so your understanding is appreciated. I receive daily funnies from, and I include one of his here. Click on the link to check it out.)


~ Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to better people.

~ I trace my family history so I will know who to blame.

~ Can a first cousin, once removed, return?

~ Are you searching for lost relatives? Win the lottery--you'll find 'em!

~ Do I even WANT ancestors?

~ Genealogy: Where you confuse the dead and irritate the living.

~ Every family tree has some sap in it.

~ Friends come and go, but relatives tend to accumulate.

~ Genealogists never die, they just lose their roots.

~ Genealogy: A haystack full of needles. It's the threads I need.

~ Heredity: Everyone believes in it until their children act like fools.

~ I think my family tree is a few branches short of full bloom.

~ Theory of relativity: If you go back far enough, we're all related


Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are going dead?

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