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Why would you ruin a perfectly good sammich by violating it with mayo, which is of the Evil One?
ReplyDeletethem is fighting words, Rudy LOL Off to studies again but mayo is just great, used in moderation. Possibly you have been mislead by the doctrine of MIRACLE whip UGH! There are treatments to rid you of this incorrect approach. Just sayin'
ReplyDeleteBoth mayo and (false) "miracle" whip are the spawn of Satan. It even says so in 1 Rudy's Opinions
ReplyDeleteDidn't you get the memo that revealed that that exact chapter has been ripped out due to fallacies throughout? Sorry to be the bearer of such news! Sit down, breath deep...
ReplyDeleteNot only has 1 Rudy been removed from canon, all of its adherents have been pronounced apostate, and their leader as heretical. Repent! And receive mayo...to say nothing of grey poupon.
ReplyDeleteRalph, I thought we were brothers...
ReplyDeleteThis is, truly, a bump in our road to super-agreement on all things, I'll grant you. But with just a little openness, Rudy, I think you'll come around. If not, we'll need to agree to disagree, and that will put us in agreement, right?
ReplyDeleteme thinkest that you eat too much
ReplyDeleteI hope my wife doesn't read this thread; she loves mayo, but I've been trying to show her the veil that is over her eyes and how allowing Mayo into our house/relationship is giving the Devil a foothold.
ReplyDeleteThis type can only come out by prayer and fasting...
And put all that on a Kaiser Roll!!!
ReplyDeleteamen!!! sounds so so good
ReplyDeleteRudy, God has brought a wife to you to help you with meat. Isn't that what Gen 2:18 says? And since she likes mayo on her meat sandwiches, perhaps you should see this as God's leading. And I know you. I know you want to be led by the Spirit and to stay in step with the Spirit. Right?
ReplyDeleteMayo is best. Nuf said.
ReplyDeleteRalph, I gave up all meat and alcohol for Lent. Roast beef is definitely something I've been longing for:)
ReplyDeleteWell, Ellen, perhaps you could throw in a few cucumbers and some sprouts to go along with the avocado and tomato. I think that would be good. But isn't Lent over now? Isn't it time to tie into some beef, and maybe a nice cabernet? Or am I making it worse?
ReplyDeleteIndeed, for a truly unique tasting sandwich, poupon it
ReplyDeleteThat is too funny Ralph "isn't Lent over now?" Maybe. Ellen is "gearing up for 2012"
ReplyDeleteRalph, but am I not supposed to be a good Christian man by being the leader of the household? Doesn't that mean that whatever my opinion is, is the right one and the way we are to proceed? Isn't that written somewhere in the size-6 font footnotes in the book of Hesitations? And I say, no mayo, and she must submit. ;-)
ReplyDeleteYou make a fine point, Rudy. Indeed, you have found the truth of 1 Hesitations. However, 2 Hesitations describes the abuse of that truth. Have you read it? "Thou shalt incline thine ear to thy wife, for she is the fairer. Be at rest with thy wife and submit to her commands for thy kitchen, lest thou provoke her to wrath and she poisoneth thou." While theologians have debated the meaning of "fairer," still the warning is there.
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