Friday, February 17, 2012
After navigating the traffic torrent at my daughters’ school this morning, I wonder why an automaker has yet to name a car "Dufus." Think how many would be purchased and given as gifts. I think the GPS voice should come with an aristocratic English accent. Direction and scorn sounds so much better coming from the stuffy and well educated. "Why did you fail to turn left, you ignorant Dufus? Now I must recalculate the proper route. Paying perfect attention henceforth would be a capital idea."