Avert Your Eyes

My mother, ever crusading to make me a gentleman after her own criteria, used to tell me that, in deference to the fairer sex, a gentleman would “avert his eyes” should anything “unbecoming of a lady” be made visible. I also used flash cards a lot from my early school days through grad school, so this comic really does it for me. Yes, you may call me “Your majesty,” if you desire. Right?